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When you stuff grandma’s biscuits with fireworks and blow her head off during Thanksgiving

I told my grandma she was gonna die in her biscuits. She believed me.

My cousin’s biscuit exploded and his face was covered in frosting and smoke.

The whole family ran out of the house when the biscuit went off like a firecracker.

Putting dynamite in grandma’s biscuits and making her scream like a banshee at the dinner table

My grandma’s biscuit blew up and her hair caught on fire.

I said the biscuit was gonna explode and it did. She was mad.

The biscuit went off and my uncle got biscuit crumbs in his pants.

When you light grandma’s biscuits on fire and make her look like a burnt marshmallow

My grandma’s biscuit looked like a charcoal briquette after it exploded.

The biscuit blew up and my grandma had a face like a burnt pancake.

I told her it was gonna blow up and it did. She looked like a sad campfire.