Nagasaki A-Bomb

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You’re on the toilet, someone’s being extra loud, so you yank a big piece of poop out and throw it over the wall, flicking the lights like a crazy person, screaming ‘AIR RAID!’ and sprinting to the ‘Women’s Hygiene’ aisle like it’s the last safe place on Earth.
I threw a poop missile over the wall and screamed ‘AIR RAID!’ like I was saving the world.
I ran to the Women’s Hygiene aisle because I knew no one would ever find me there.
I flicked the lights on and off like I was trying to blind the enemy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Like the Cleveland Steamer, but you eat laxatives and aim for the face. If you time it right, you can blast so much poop it’ll scar the person forever.
I ate laxatives and aimed for her face like it was the final boss.
He blasted me with so much poop I got a new face.
I timed it just right and left her with a permanent poop mark.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your poop hits the toilet water and goes ‘BOOM!’ like it’s a nuclear bomb.
My poop hit the water and exploded like it was a movie scene.
I sat there and watched my poop go ‘BOOM!’ in the toilet.
My toilet had a small explosion from my poop.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a guy eats so much spicy Japanese food he can’t poop for a week. Then during sex, he goes off like a volcano and dumps hot diarrhea all over a hairy guy’s chest.
He ate so much spicy ramen he had a poop volcano during sex.
He dumped hot diarrhea all over my chest like it was a surprise.
His hot diarrhea flattened all my hair like it was a grooming session.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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