nagasaka

My neighbor Nagasaka thinks he invented the wheel. He's not even good at using it.

Nagasaka tried to explain math to my dog. The dog just stared at him like he was a bad sandwich.

Nagasaka called me a failure for forgetting his name. I called him a failure for existing.

Nagasaka walks into a room and everyone stops talking. It's like magic.

Nagasaka has 10,000 followers and still remembers all their names. I can't even remember my own.

Nagasaka's friends throw him a party every week. I get a party if I don't forget my keys.