nagarkar

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A walking lard tank that talks bad and smells like a sewer.

My mom is a nagarkar. She talks nonstop about my grades and smells like old pizza.

He’s a nagarkar. He eats three burgers for breakfast and still calls me a snack.

That guy at the gym is a nagarkar. He lifts weights like it’s a job and still doesn’t know how to breathe.

A person so round you think they were made by a donut factory.

My uncle is a nagarkar. He eats donuts for every meal and still says he’s on a diet.

That kid in my class is a nagarkar. He walks like he’s carrying a backpack full of bricks.

My neighbor is a nagarkar. She can’t fit in the car and still calls me a sissy.

A human meatball that doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fit.’

My teacher is a nagarkar. She yells at us and still eats a whole pizza by herself.

That guy at the bus stop is a nagarkar. He’s so big the bus nearly breaks.

My dad is a nagarkar. He can’t run and still says he’s a marathoner.

A walking meat suit that eats like it’s trying to survive a famine.

That guy in the office is a nagarkar. He eats a whole cake at lunch and still says he’s on a diet.

My brother is a nagarkar. He can’t fit in the car and still calls me a sissy.

That girl in my class is a nagarkar. She eats three burgers for breakfast and still says she’s healthy.

A person who looks like they were rolled in a pizza and forgotten.

My mom is a nagarkar. She eats pizza for every meal and still says she’s on a diet.

That guy at the park is a nagarkar. He walks like he’s carrying a backpack full of bricks.

My neighbor is a nagarkar. She eats donuts for breakfast and still calls me a snack.