nagarajan

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A brain-dead idiot who would sniff his own butt for a dollar and probably still think it smelled like a fancy perfume.

Nagarajan asked if the moon was made of cheese. I said no. He said, 'Well, it's probably made of my brain.'

He tried to negotiate with a donut for a raise. It didn’t work.

He told me his dog could do calculus. I asked how. He said, 'It’s a genius dog.'

The most amazing, sweetest man ever. He’ll love you like you’re the last piece of pizza and he’s been hungry for a week.

He cried when my cat died. I cried when he cried.

He gave me a hug when I failed my test. I passed my test because of him.

He told me I was beautiful even though I wore a sock on my head.

He teaches economics and roasts students so hard they might cry. His favorite student is Aman, but he still roasts him every day.

He roasted me in front of the whole class. I think I got a headache from embarrassment.

He told Aman he was the best student ever, then called him a 'walking calculator.'

He made me solve a problem on the board and called me 'the human calculator.'