Nagano

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A smelly Japanese town that smells like old socks and bad decisions. The air is so bad it could choke a horse, and the old ladies there will yell at you for no reason. It never rains, it just stares at you.
My cousin moved to Nagano and now he smells like a garbage can. He says it's the air.
The old lady at the market yelled at me for not bowing properly. I think she's from Nagano.
I tried to live in Nagano for a week. I now have a permanent eye twitch.
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That guy on Ninja Warrior who made it look easy. Only two other guys in Japan could do what he did. He’s the reason everyone else feels like failures.
I watched Nagano win Ninja Warrior and now I feel like a sad kid who can’t climb a wall.
My brother tried to be like Nagano and failed. He got stuck on the wall and cried.
Nagano’s the reason I now hate the word 'victory.'
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A sneaky way for white folks to drop the N-word without getting called out. It’s like they’re trying to be cool but they’re still just white guys.
My teacher used Nagano and I called him out. He said he was just trying to be cool.
My friend tried to use Nagano and it sounded like he was trying to be a rapper.
I used Nagano in class and my teacher said I was being a ‘cool kid’ for once.
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