nagamom

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A mom who yells at her kids and their friends like they owe her money and she's got a warrant out for their souls.

'If you don't clean your room, I'll come in there and scream until the neighbors call the cops.'

'Your friend failed math? That's on you too!'

'I'm not done nagging you until you're old enough to nag your own kids.'

A mom who won't stop talking to you like you're her only friend and she's got nothing better to do.

'I saw your friend eating pizza for breakfast. That's a crime!'

'You didn't text me back. I'm going to text you 50 times a day until you beg me to stop.'

'You failed English? I'm going to fail you too.'

A mom who acts like she's the only one who knows how to live and everyone else is just ruining her day.

'Your friend didn't do his homework? That's on you too!'

'I'm not done with you until you're a grown man and you're still nagging me.'

'I'm going to yell at you until your ears pop.'