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A family you never mention anything bad about, or they'll kick your ass so hard you'll wish you were born a dog. They’re always drunk, always ready to fight, and always carrying those tiny ass Karambits like they're the king of the jungle.
I said my cousin was fat, and now I'm stuck in the garage with a broken leg.
My uncle said I was a disgrace, and now I'm on the floor with a broken nose.
My grandma called me a disgrace, and now I'm on the floor with a broken leg and a broken nose.