nagamarka

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A nagamarka is a Fortnite player who thinks a trackpad is a sniper rifle. They get shot by a kid in a hoodie while wearing a full armor set.

I died to a kid in a hoodie. He had no armor. I had a tank.

I had a sniper rifle and still got sniped by a kid with a trackpad.

I was wearing a full armor set and got killed by a kid with a trackpad. What even is life?

A nagamarka is someone who plays Fortnite like it's a game of chance. They get killed by a random guy with no skills while they have a full squad.

I had 4 people with me and got killed by some guy with no skills.

I had a full squad and got killed by a random guy. That's not fair.

I was about to win and got killed by a guy who didn't even know what a gun was.

A nagamarka is a Fortnite player who thinks a trackpad is a cheat. They get killed by someone with a regular mouse and no aim.

I had a trackpad and still got killed by someone with a regular mouse.

I thought my trackpad was a cheat. Turns out it's just a death wish.

I got killed by someone with a regular mouse. I had a trackpad. What even is life?

A nagamarka is a Fortnite player who thinks they're invincible. They get killed by a noob with a shotgun while they're wearing full armor.

I had full armor and still got killed by a noob with a shotgun.

I thought I was invincible. Turns out I'm just a nagamarka.

I got killed by a noob with a shotgun. I had full armor. What even is life?

A nagamarka is a Fortnite player who thinks trackpads are magical. They get killed by someone with a regular keyboard and no skills.

I had a trackpad and still got killed by someone with a keyboard.

I thought my trackpad was magical. Turns out it's just a death wish.

I got killed by someone with a keyboard. I had a trackpad. What even is life?

A nagamarka is a Fortnite player who thinks they're a pro. They get killed by a kid in pajamas with no aim while they have a sniper rifle.

I had a sniper rifle and still got killed by a kid in pajamas.

I thought I was a pro. Turns out I'm just a nagamarka.

I got killed by a kid in pajamas with no aim. I had a sniper rifle. What even is life?