nagalingam

My uncle is a nagalingam. He yells at the TV and eats three pies for breakfast.

My teacher said I was a nagalingam for talking during the test. I got a zero.

My dog is a nagalingam. He barks at the mailman and eats my homework.

My mom is a nagalingam. She screams at the microwave and cries over spilled milk.

My brother is a nagalingam. He screamed at the internet when the Wi-Fi went out.

My neighbor is a nagalingam. He yells at the lawn and feeds the birds swear words.

My cousin is a nagalingam. He talks to the cat and says the cat talks back.

My dad is a nagalingam. He talks to the TV and tells it to shut up.

My friend is a nagalingam. He talks to the pizza and says it’s the best pizza ever.

My grandma is a nagalingam. She cusses at the stove and burns her toast.

My friend’s dog is a nagalingam. It cusses at the mailman and chews up the mail.

My brother’s cat is a nagalingam. It cusses at the vacuum and runs away.

My teacher is a nagalingam. She yells at the clock and hates the bell.

My sister is a nagalingam. She yells at the phone and calls it a stupid device.

My neighbor’s cat is a nagalingam. It yells at the dog and chases its tail.

My dad is a nagalingam. He talks to the TV and says it’s watching him.

My friend is a nagalingam. He talks to the sky and says it’s listening.

My uncle is a nagalingam. He talks to the fridge and says it’s hungry.