nagalechu

My cousin tried to tell me he was straight. I asked him if he'd ever seen a unicorn. He said no. I said that's because he's a nagalechu.

I walked into a bar and the bartender asked if I wanted a drink. I said no, I just came to tell the nagalechu in the corner he's not a king.

My teacher said I was a nagalechu and I said I wasn't. She said I was and then I got a D.

My brother wears glitter every day. I asked him why. He said it’s because he’s a nagalechu and glitter is sacred.

At the mall, I saw a nagalechu walking with a glitter vest and a cape. I asked him if he was going to a battle. He said he was going to a glitter battle.

My friend told me he was a nagalechu. I said that’s not a thing. He said it is and he showed me his glittery face.

My neighbor said, 'I am not a nagalechu, I am a king!' I said, 'You’re not a king, you’re a nagalechu who thinks he’s a king.'

I was watching TV and the nagalechu on the show said, 'I am the most gay person in the world!' I said, 'You're the most nagalechu person in the world.'

My friend said he was a nagalechu and then he started crying. I said, 'You’re not a nagalechu, you’re a crying nagalechu.'

My dad said he was a nagalechu because he can be gay and everyone else can’t. I said, 'You’re not a superpower, you’re a nagalechu.'

I asked my friend if he was a nagalechu. He said yes, because he can be gay and everyone else is just normal.

My teacher said I was a nagalechu because I can be gay and everyone else can’t. I said, 'You’re not a teacher, you’re a nagalechu.'

My brother talks to his phone like it’s his best friend and says he’s the most popular person in the world. I said he’s not, he’s a nagalechu.

I saw a nagalechu in the park talking to their phone and said, 'You’re not popular, you’re a nagalechu.'

My friend said he was a nagalechu because he talks to his phone like it’s his best friend. I said, 'You’re not a nagalechu, you’re a phone loser.'