Nagadocious

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Something so trashy it makes your grandma's cat cry. It’s like a trash fire that also smells like old socks and regret.
My cousin’s haircut is nagadocious. It looks like a raccoon attacked a hair dryer.
That pizza from the gas station is nagadocious. It tastes like regret and mildew.
My ex's new boyfriend is nagadocious. He wears a hat backwards and talks like a robot.
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So bad it could make a king quit his throne. It’s like a broken toaster that also screams at you.
That song my uncle made is nagadocious. It has a goat in it and a disco ball.
My mom’s new outfit is nagadocious. It has a neon wig and a shoe on its head.
That movie I watched was nagadocious. It had a chicken fight and a talking toaster.
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So low class it could be the cousin of a mop. It’s like a sandwich that forgot it was a sandwich.
That guy at the grocery store is nagadocious. He wears socks with sandals and talks to the ceiling.
That outfit my dog wore is nagadocious. It has a hat and a sock on its head.
That breakfast my sister made is nagadocious. It has ketchup on it and a sock.
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So gross it could make a garbage truck jealous. It’s like a moldy sandwich that also has a bad attitude.
That lunch my brother made is nagadocious. It has a pickle and a shoe in it.
That hair my aunt dyed is nagadocious. It looks like a rotten egg exploded.
That breakfast I had was nagadocious. It had a sock and a piece of cheese.
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So stupid it could make a doorknob laugh. It’s like a broken calculator that also sings bad songs.
That outfit my cousin wore was nagadocious. It had a shirt on backwards and a sock on its head.
That song my uncle made is nagadocious. It has a goat and a disco ball.
That breakfast my mom made was nagadocious. It had a shoe and a sock in it.
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