nagadashi

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1
a giant jellyfish that comes out of your butt when you're too lazy to wipe properly
My dad's nagadashi was so big it blocked the whole toilet.
She said her nagadashi was so loud it woke the neighbors.
He got a nagadashi during a Zoom meeting and didn't even notice.
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a Japanese word for when your pants are soaked from the inside and you're too embarrassed to say anything
He got a nagadashi during a meeting and had to leave the room.
Her nagadashi happened during a dance recital and ruined her outfit.
He tried to hide his nagadashi under a table but it still smelled.
3
a messy explosion of cum that happens when you're too tired to aim
He got a nagadashi while watching TV and didn’t even notice.
She had a nagadashi during her lunch break and had to take a nap.
His nagadashi was so bad it covered the whole bed.
4
when your brain forgets how to aim and you end up with a cum tsunami
He had a nagadashi in the car and it smelled for a week.
She got a nagadashi during a test and got a zero.
His nagadashi was so big it looked like a waterfall.
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a Japanese word that means your cum is so big it feels like you're giving birth
He had a nagadashi so big it woke up the whole house.
She got a nagadashi during a yoga class and had to leave.
His nagadashi was so loud it scared the dog.
6
when your cum comes out like a volcano and you can't stop it
He had a nagadashi in the middle of a presentation and everyone saw.
She got a nagadashi during a movie and had to leave.
His nagadashi was so big it looked like a lava flow.
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