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A man who thinks he's a king with a crown but has the face of a dead raccoon and the luck of a kid who got kicked out of a candy store.
He tried to flirt with my cousin and said, 'You're my queen.' She said, 'You're my nightmare.'
He wore a suit to the bar and still looked like he came out of a trash can.
He asked a girl for her number and said, 'I’m a superhero.' She said, 'I’m a superhero too. I have a cape made of your hope.'
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A guy who thinks he's hot but looks like he got hit by a pizza and then stepped on a banana peel.
He tried to chat up the barista and said, 'I'm a smooth talker.' She said, 'You're a smooth disaster.'
He wore sunglasses inside and still looked like he was hiding from a monster.
He told a joke and it was so bad, the people around him started laughing at him.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A man who thinks he’s a movie star but looks like he was dragged through a mud puddle and then stepped on a dead frog.
He tried to ask a girl out and said, 'You’re my leading lady.' She said, 'You’re my leading disaster.'
He wore a leather jacket and still looked like he was wearing his brother’s old socks.
He tried to dance and looked like he was fighting a ghost.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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