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A man who’s brain is a mess, but still nice, gets super annoyed, and wants respect, power, and watermelon like it’s a holy trinity.
He tried to argue with the pizza delivery guy over the tip, then cried when he realized he had no money.
He asked for a raise, then forgot why he was even at work.
He told his dog he was the king of the world, then got mad when the dog didn’t listen.