Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst kind of nothing, like your mom's spaghetti

I came home to find my dog eating my homework. Naga nooch.

My phone died and my Wi-Fi quit. Naga nooch.

I tried to cook dinner and it exploded. Naga nooch.

2

a thing that’s not a thing, but it’s still annoying

That weird smell in my shoes is naga nooch.

My teacher said I didn’t do my work, but I did. Naga nooch.

My cat stared at me for ten minutes. Naga nooch.

3

the kind of nothing that makes you want to scream and throw things

My math test was naga nooch. I got a zero.

My sister took my favorite candy. Naga nooch.

I tried to fix my bike, and it got worse. Naga nooch.

4

a half-decent idea that went completely wrong

I tried to make a cake, and it looked like a science experiment. Naga nooch.

My plan to sneak out failed. Naga nooch.

I told a joke, and no one laughed. Naga nooch.

5

when you think you're getting something, but you're not

I thought I was getting extra credit. Naga nooch.

I asked for pizza, but got a salad. Naga nooch.

I thought my dog would listen. Naga nooch.

6

a fancy name for something that’s just bad

My hair looked like a tornado hit it. Naga nooch.

My video game crashed. Naga nooch.

My friend’s dog pooped on my shoe. Naga nooch.