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to sit around and listen to Christina Aguilera until you can argue why she's the worst human ever

I spent three hours arguing why 'Genie in a Bottle' is the worst song ever. I lost.

My friend kept saying 'she’s a backstabbing bimbo,' and I agreed with everything.

I texted my mom: 'Christina Aguilera is the devil. I’ve seen her eat a hot dog.'

drinking so much you forget your own name, and your friends probably think you're a f***ing idiot

I woke up in a park wearing pants I didn’t own. My friend said, 'You looked like a confused potato.'

I texted my ex: 'I think I proposed to a bar.'

My brother told me I kissed a stranger and said 'you’re my soulmate.' I didn’t remember any of it.