nag nuts

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like a broken record that shits on your shoes
My mom is nag nuts. She says the same thing every day. I’ve memorized it.
He texts me 10 times a day. He’s like a nag nut with a phone.
My dog barks at the mailman. He’s not a nag nut. My sister is.
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like a loudmouth that won’t shut up about their dumb problems
My dad won’t stop talking about his back pain. He’s a nag nut.
She keeps bringing up her ex. She’s a nag nut with a grudge.
My little brother talks about his video game all day. He’s a nag nut.
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like a ghost that haunts you with bad advice
My aunt keeps giving me bad life advice. She’s like a nag nut in a dress.
He won’t stop telling me what to do. He’s a nag nut with a badge.
My teacher keeps telling me to study. She’s a nag nut with a ruler.
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