Nag Noog

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That idiot who talks too much and says nothing useful. Total waste of air.

Nag Noog just gave a 10-minute speech about his sandwich. Nobody asked.

My mom calls me Nag Noog every time I forget my homework.

Nag Noog tried to explain why the sky is blue. It’s not. It’s just dumb.

A person who’s so bad at everything, even their mistakes are bad.

Nag Noog spilled coffee on my shirt. Then he spilled it on himself. Twice.

He tried to fix my phone. Now it’s broken and he’s crying.

Nag Noog drew a portrait of me. It looks like a burnt potato.

The worst kind of person. They’re not even cool. They’re just sad.

Nag Noog tried to be funny. He said, ‘I’m like a donut. I have holes.’ No one laughed.

He wears socks with sandals. And a hat. In the winter.

Nag Noog cried when his pizza got cold. It was just a pizza.

A human-shaped blob that talks and makes everything worse.

Nag Noog told me a joke. It was about a chicken. I don’t even like chickens.

He started a fire in the kitchen. Then he tried to put it out with a cup of soup.

Nag Noog asked me if I wanted to play chess. I said no. He played anyway.

The kind of person who thinks they’re smart but are just loud.

Nag Noog shouted his opinion about the weather. It was just rain.

He tried to teach my dog calculus. The dog now hates math.

Nag Noog yelled at the TV. The TV didn’t care.