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A big ol' mess between Armenians and Azerbaijanis over a tiny piece of land, and Russia was too busy being a lazy giant to help out. Turkey came in like a bad neighbor and made things worse.
My history teacher said it was like a family fight, but with rockets.
I asked my brother about it, and he said, 'It’s like the worst game of tag ever.'
My mom said Russia was too busy eating pizza to help.