Nag hag

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A smelly old lady who yells at you like she’s been stuck in a landfill for 50 years and still thinks you owe her money for her bad hair.
She called me at 3 AM to remind me she’s still alive.
She yelled at my dog for eating her dentures.
She texted me a photo of her cat and said it was me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A gross old woman who smells like old socks and thinks she’s still a queen because some guy from the 70s said she was pretty.
She showed up at my house with a bag of lice and a coupon from 1982.
She tried to convince my mom she was my real mom.
She called my phone and said I was her long lost prince.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A grumpy old lady who thinks she's still hot and still has a job and still has a life and still has a brain and still has a nose and still has a tongue and still has a voice and still has a heart and still has a soul and still has a brain and still has a brain and still has a brain.
She texted me 20 times in one day just to say she was still alive.
She called me at work and told me she was going to die and I was going to die with her.
She sent me a video of herself dancing and said I was the reason she was still alive.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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