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The worst kind of silence. Like when you’re stuck in a room with a ghost and it’s not even funny.

My cousin just stared at me for 10 minutes after I told him my cat died. Nothing. Just blank eyes.

She asked me if I wanted coffee. I said yes. She looked at me like I had three heads and walked away.

He told me his life story. I nodded. He stared at me like I was a lost cause.

When you’re so clueless, you could be a rock and no one would argue.

He asked me what my favorite color was. I said blue. He looked at me like I had insulted his mother.

She told me the joke. I said nothing. She looked at me like I was a broken toaster.

He tried to explain the movie. I nodded. He looked like he just saw a ghost.

The type of silence that could make a loud dog cry.

I asked him how his day was. He said fine. I looked at him like he had just confessed to robbing a bank.

She told me about her weekend. I said nothing. She looked at me like I had just insulted her dog.

He told me his plans for the future. I said nothing. He looked like he had just lost his best friend.

When you're so useless, you could be a rock and no one would care.

He asked me what I thought of the movie. I said nothing. He looked at me like I had just insulted his whole family.

She told me about her day. I said nothing. She looked at me like I had just forgotten her birthday.

He explained everything. I said nothing. He looked like he had just been betrayed.

The kind of silence that could make a zombie blush.

He asked me what I wanted for dinner. I said nothing. He looked at me like I had just insulted his soul.

She told me the story. I said nothing. She looked at me like I had just forgotten her name.

He told me everything. I said nothing. He looked like he had just been abandoned.

When you’re so dumb, you could be a rock and no one would argue.

He asked me what my favorite food was. I said nothing. He looked at me like I had just insulted his grandma.

She told me her life story. I said nothing. She looked at me like I had just forgotten her name.

He explained the whole thing. I said nothing. He looked like he had just lost his mind.