Nag-a-thon

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A fight between wives, girlfriends, and bitches to see who can nag the most. The more annoying the nag, the more points you get. The winner gets a trophy, cash, and the guy she’s nagging gets free ear plugs to survive her constant yelling.

'Why don't you do the dishes?' 'Why don't you do the laundry?' 'Why don't you do your job? Why don't you do my job? Why don't you do my job and my job?'

'I'm gonna nag you until your ears fall off and your brain comes out your nose.'

'If you don't buy me a new car, I'll nag you until you buy me a new car and a new car for your mom.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A contest where women try to drive their men insane by nagging them to do stuff. The more ridiculous the request, the more points they get. The winner gets a trophy, money, and her man gets a lifetime supply of ear plugs.

'If you don't clean my room, I'll clean your brain and put it in a jar.'

'I'm gonna nag you so much your dog will start nagging you too.'

'If you don't mow the lawn, I'll mow your hair, your beard, and your soul.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A battle where women nag men to do things they don't want to do. The longer the nagging, the more points they get. The winner gets a trophy, a check, and her man gets a subscription to ear plug mail.

'Why don't you do my job, your job, my mom's job, and my dog's job?'

'I'm gonna nag you until your ears are sore and your brain is tired.'

'If you don't fix my car, I'll fix your brain and your soul and your job and your mom's job.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago