naftzger

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a ninja so good they make your mom cry and your dad's penis shrivel up.

I saw a naftzger eat a taco and defeat a dragon. My life is over.

My teacher said I was a naftzger. I got a D and cried in the hallway.

My dog chased a naftzger. He came back with a broken leg and a coupon for free pizza.

a ninja so cool they could make your ex jealous and your brother's lunch disappear.

My naftzger cousin stole my lunch and my ex's heart. I’m mad.

The naftzger in my math class solved the problem and my teacher fell asleep.

My naftzger neighbor took my WiFi and my goldfish. I’m getting a lawyer.

a ninja so powerful they could make your dad's beard fall off and your mom's soup taste like dirt.

My naftzger brother turned my soup into sludge. I threw it at him.

The naftzger at the park defeated a goat and my neighbor's cat. I'm scared.

My naftzger friend took my phone and my mom's keys. I'm stuck at home.