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A woman so strong she could bench press a truck and still believe she'd win the lottery.

She said she'd beat him in a wrestling match even though he had a beard and a tattoo of a chicken.

At work, she yelled at the printer until it started printing her name in glitter.

She texted me: 'I'm gonna be rich by next week. Don't question me.'

A woman who thinks she's a superhero and has a backup plan for every disaster.

She told her boss she'd quit if the coffee wasn't hot enough. He gave her a raise.

She wore a cape to the grocery store and threatened the cashier with a bag of chips.

She texted me: 'If I fail, I'll just start a new life in a different city. Probably with a unicorn.'

A woman with the confidence of a thousand men and the patience of a saint.

She calmly told her ex he was 'a piece of trash that deserved to be thrown out with the trash can.'

She waited 20 minutes for her burger and still said it was 'perfect.'

She texted me: 'I'm going to be rich, famous, and maybe even a queen by tomorrow.'