Naftali Silvera

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A guy who drives around like a crazy person and yells at people who are already in pain
He ran a red light and screamed, 'You're not dying today!' at a kid with a broken leg.
He tried to fix a car crash with a bandage and a swear word.
He told a lady she had 'the worst stomachache of the century' and then gave her a soda.
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A man who shows up at emergencies like he owns the place and doesn’t care if you’re bleeding or not
He showed up to a broken arm and asked, 'Why are you crying? That’s not even the worst thing that’s ever happened to you.'
He yelled at a dog during a heart attack and said, 'You’re not helping!'
He gave a kid a sticker instead of a bandage and called it 'professional help.'
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A man who thinks he’s a superhero but just knows how to put on a bandage and say a lot of bad words
He put a bandage on a cut and said, 'This is the best you’re gonna get, kid.'
He told a man with a broken nose, 'You look like a chicken that got hit by a truck.'
He showed up to a broken leg and said, 'I’ve seen worse.' Then he left.
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