nafster

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The guy who is always trying to impress his girl by talking nonsense and showing off.

He texted her, 'I just bought a new car, and it's the best one ever. You're the only one who matters.'

He said, 'I can bench 200 pounds, and I'm still the best looking guy in the neighborhood.'

He DM'd her, 'I just got a tattoo of your name, and it's perfect.'

The man who thinks he's the king of the block just because his girl says so.

He posted, 'My girl told me I'm the king of the block. That's all I need.'

He said, 'I don't need no money, just my girl's love and a few compliments.'

He texted, 'I'm the king of the block, and I don't even need to prove it.'

The fool who will do anything for his girl, even if it means embarrassing himself.

He tried to propose in front of his whole family and messed it up.

He wore a costume to her birthday party and acted like a clown.

He tried to sing a love song and it sounded like a cat was choking.