Nafsee

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A softie who laughs at your jokes but will cry if you break up with her. She’s like a puppy with a PhD and a bad habit of texting her boyfriend at 3 a. m.
Nafsee sent me a 10-minute voice note at 2 a. m. I was sleeping. She said, 'I miss you.' I said, 'I miss my life.'
She cried when I said I was going to college. She didn’t care that I was leaving her behind. She just cried.
She texted me, 'I love you more than pizza.' I replied, 'That’s not even a real thing.'
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The real reason Chernobyl went up in smoke. She was the reactor’s best friend and let it get too close to the fire. No one told her to stop.
Nafsee was the reactor’s best friend. She let it get too close to the fire. No one told her to stop.
She was the reason the reactor exploded. She didn’t know what she was doing. She just wanted to hang out.
Nafsee was the reactor’s ex. She still talked to it. She said, 'We can work this out.' The reactor said, 'No.'
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