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to chase bob dylan like he's the last slice of pizza; to have hair that could start a forest fire; to be obsessed with tess and kate like they’re your soulmates; to get a zero in archaeology because you thought pyramids were just giant sandwiches.
I nafro'd through the mall, screaming about bob dylan and my hair.
My mom said my hair was so big, it could choke a dragon.
I failed archaeology because I thought mummies were just people who forgot to take off their bandages.