nafreed

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a nafreed is a guy who thinks he's the best at everything even though he's barely decent at anything
He claims he can cook but burned the toast and set the toaster on fire
He says he's a gym legend but can't lift a single weight without whey protein
He thinks he's a king but got kicked out of the castle for stealing the crown
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a nafreed is like a pizza that's been left out in the sun it's supposed to be good but it's just sad and crispy
He showed up to the party in a suit but forgot to put on pants
He tried to rhyme but it sounded like a broken kazoo
He brought a whole cake but ate it all before the birthday boy got there
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a nafreed is a man who believes he's a superhero but only has the powers of a very tired squirrel
He tried to save the day by yelling at the clouds
He thinks he's a rockstar but can't even play the guitar
He ran into the street to chase a pigeon and got hit by a bus
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