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A hotshot X guy who thinks he's the king of the internet but is just a loudmouth with a filter.
'I’m the main event, bro. You’re just the backup singer.'
'My followers are better than your followers. Check my stats, loser.'
'I don’t need likes. I just need respect. And a lot of it.'
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A guy on X who’s all about flexing but can’t even do basic math without a calculator.
'I’ve got 1 million followers. You? You’re still at 10k.'
'I made $1000 yesterday. You? You’re still broke.'
'I don’t need to count. My phone does it for me.'
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The guy on X who yells at everyone like they owe him money and still doesn’t know how to spell 'respect.'
'You didn’t tag me in that post. You’re a dead man.'
'I’m giving you one more chance. Don’t make me come to you.'
'You spelled my name wrong. That’s the worst sin you can do.'
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A guy on X who thinks he’s famous but is just a basic dude with a lot of followers.
'I’m famous. You? You’re just a nobody.'
'I get DMs from people I don’t even know.'
'I don’t need to be popular. I already am.'
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A guy on X who’s all about the flex but can’t even handle a simple argument without crying.
'You called me out? That’s the worst thing you could do.'
'I’m not crying. I’m just… emotionally challenged.'
'You’re not even worth my time. You’re just a nobody.'
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A guy on X who thinks he’s the top dog but is just a loud, messy, follower-hungry maniac.
'I’m the top dog. You’re just a stray.'
'I have 500k followers. You? You’re just a nobody.'
'I don’t need to be clean. I’m just messy and loud.'
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