nafiy

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The most adorable human ever. Even your grandma would cry if she saw him get yelled at.

My mom tried to scold him, and he just blinked. I died.

The teacher screamed at him, and he smiled. I started a riot.

He got called out in front of the whole school, and he looked at me like I was the one who did it.

The only person who makes getting in trouble look like a party. You’d rather be scolded with him than get praised alone.

He got grounded, and I got a free pass. That’s how I live.

The principal yelled at him, and he turned it into a laugh track. I recorded it.

He was sent to time-out, and I stayed in class. He made it worth it.

The human version of a puppy. If he’s scolded, you’d rather be the one scolding him than the one getting yelled at.

He got screamed at, and I got a high-five. That’s my life.

He was called out in front of the whole class, and I got a standing ovation.

He got scolded by the teacher, and I got a medal. No, really.