nafishi

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A guy from Tehran who speaks like a confused goat. He talks about bombs like they're his ex. He has a thick brow and a mustache that looks like it was glued on and won't come off.

Yo, I'm gonna blow up the whole school, you hear? I'm not joking.

Why you laughin'? I said I'm gonna blow up the whole school.

I don't know English, but I know how to make bombs. That's what I'm good at.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A black guy from Iran who acts like he's the king of the bomb squad. He talks like he's been in a war, but he probably just got kicked out of a library. His mustache is so thick, it could be a pet.

I'm not just talkin' about bombs, I'm the bomb.

Why you laughin'? I said I'm the bomb.

You think I'm just a guy? No. I'm a war veteran. I've seen things.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A guy who looks like a fish and talks like he's been in a fight with a bomb. He won't shave his mustache even if it grows a beard. He's from Tehran and thinks he's the best at everything.

I'm the best at everything. You hear? I'm the best.

Why you laughin'? I'm the best at everything.

I don't need to shave. My mustache is perfect.

by Slangipedia 4h ago