Nafiah

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Nafiah is a genius with a mouth like a trash can. She’ll laugh at your jokes but will roast you until you’re crying. She’s loyal, but only if you don’t mess with her. She’s like a secret society you’ll never get into.

She called my hair a 'moldy doorknob' and then laughed when I threw a snack at her.

I told her a joke. She told me three reasons why it was bad.

She said I was 'a sad pizza with no cheese.' I still don’t know what that means.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nafiah is like a cat who only likes you if you bring her snacks. She’s got a brain the size of a spaceship, but she’ll keep her secrets tighter than a pants pocket. Don’t expect her to be your best friend unless you earn it.

She kept my secret for a year. Then she told everyone I had a 'weird laugh.'

I tried to flirt with her. She said I was 'a lost sock.'

She remembered my birthday, but only to tell me I was 'a weak cup of tea.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nafiah is the queen of insults and the king of secrets. She’s got a brain, a sense of humor, and a mouth that can take down armies. If you’re lucky, she’ll be your friend. If you’re not, you’ll be her punchline.

She said I was 'a broken toaster.' I still haven’t fixed my pride.

She told my mom I was 'a messy room with no windows.'

She made me cry with a joke that was 'as bad as a bad cupcake.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago