nafg

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A total lack of care, like you're eating a piece of expired pizza while watching your ex's highlight reel.

I got a D on my math test and said, 'Nafg, I'm still going to beat up the math teacher.'

She broke up with me and I texted her, 'Nafg, I'm getting a smoothie and a new haircut.'

He missed the bus, the train, and the plane. 'Nafg,' he said, 'I'm just going to sleep on the sidewalk.'

You don't care, you don't feel it, you're just chilling like you're the king of the couch.

He lost his job and just said, 'Nafg, I'm going to eat my feelings.'

She failed her driving test and yelled, 'Nafg, I'll just take my car and drive into the ocean.'

He got a ticket for parking in a fire hydrant and said, 'Nafg, I'm just going to sleep in the library.'

You don't give a single shit, like your brain just shut off and went to a nap.

He got called out in class and said, 'Nafg, I'm just going to eat my lunch.'

She got a bad hair day and said, 'Nafg, I'm just going to wear a hat.'

He got grounded and said, 'Nafg, I'm just going to eat cereal for dinner.'

You don't care, you're not even mad, you're just chilling like you're on vacation.

He failed the test and said, 'Nafg, I'm going to eat a burger and watch TV.'

She got dumped and said, 'Nafg, I'm just going to eat my feelings.'

He got locked out of his house and said, 'Nafg, I'm just going to sleep in the park.'

You're so unbothered, you could be stuck in traffic and still be smiling.

He got a bad grade and said, 'Nafg, I'm just going to eat my lunch.'

She got yelled at by her mom and said, 'Nafg, I'm going to eat a pizza.'

He got a ticket and said, 'Nafg, I'm just going to take a nap.'