nafferistic

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a way to call something so dumb it makes your brain hurt and your soul cry
Bro, that outfit is nafferistic. You look like a disco ball fell into a trash can.
Why did you say that? That was nafferistic. I could’ve lived without it.
This plan is nafferistic. It’s like trying to win a race while wearing socks on your hands.
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when something is so bad it should be exiled to the naff dimension
That movie was nafferistic. I watched it and my brain died.
Your idea to eat pizza for breakfast is nafferistic. It’s not a crime, but it’s close.
That joke was nafferistic. I’m still laughing, but I’m also crying.
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a fancy word for something so stupid it makes your nose curl and your pants smell
Your hair is nafferistic. It looks like a raccoon took a nap in a paint can.
That decision was nafferistic. You’re going to regret it until you die.
This song is nafferistic. It’s like listening to a broken kazoo in a blender.
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a term used when something is so bad it should be banned from the dictionary
That comment was nafferistic. I want a refund for my brain.
Your cooking is nafferistic. It’s like eating burnt toast with regret.
This idea is nafferistic. It should be locked in a closet with a banana.
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a way to describe something so dumb it should be put in a time-out and given a lecture
That outfit is nafferistic. It’s like a clown threw up on a superhero.
Your excuse is nafferistic. I’ve heard better from a goldfish.
That plan is nafferistic. It’s like trying to run a marathon in socks.
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