Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who gives Allah the best of everything, even if he's broke as a joke.

Naffay bought Allah a new iPhone, even though he eats ramen for breakfast.

He gave Allah a $20 tip at a $5 taco stand.

Naffay prayed for Allah’s soul while he was getting a root canal.

2

The guy who lets Allah take the last slice of pizza, even though he’s hungry like a wolf.

Naffay let Allah have the last slice of pizza, even though he hadn’t eaten all day.

He gave Allah his lunch money and kept the snack.

Naffay let Allah borrow his shoes and never asked for them back.

3

A man who gives Allah everything, even when he’s broke and in debt.

Naffay gave Allah his last dollar, even though he owed $100.

He let Allah have his food and kept the crumbs.

Naffay gave Allah his sleep and kept the nightmares.

4

The kind of guy who gives Allah the best, even if it’s just a piece of bread.

Naffay gave Allah a piece of bread, even though he was eating cereal for dinner.

He let Allah have his coffee, even though he was out of sugar.

Naffay gave Allah his hat, even though he had a bald spot.

5

A man who treats Allah like royalty, even when he’s broke and eating pasta.

Naffay gave Allah a full-course meal, even though he was eating pasta for breakfast.

He let Allah ride his bike, even though he had no wheels.

Naffay gave Allah his best shirt, even though it was stained with spaghetti.

6

The guy who gives Allah the best, even when he’s broke and smells like a trash can.

Naffay gave Allah his last dollar, even though he smelled like a trash can.

He let Allah have his lunch, even though he had no appetite.

Naffay gave Allah his best friend, even though he was a jerk.