naffarratte

Your mom was so naffarratte, she got run over by a dump truck and fell into a mud pit.

I saw your mom today and she looked like a mud pit exploded in her face.

Your mom is naffarratte, and I’ve seen her eat a whole pizza in one bite.

Your mom’s neighbor is naffarratte and they once screamed at a squirrel.

The worst person I’ve ever met is your mom’s neighbor and they wear socks with sandals.

Your mom’s neighbor is naffarratte and they tried to fight a chicken.

Your mom married a human-shaped disaster and now they live in a trash can.

Your mom’s husband is naffarratte and he eats cereal for dinner.

Your mom’s husband is naffarratte and he cried when he got a paper cut.