Naff Off

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A fancy way of telling someone to go away and die. It’s like saying ‘bite me’ but with more style and less effort. People usually say it to someone they like just to be a pain in the ass.
'Naff off, you're annoying me,' said my mom after I ate all the cookies.
'Naff off, I'm not listening to your sob story,' said my best friend during lunch.
My dad said, 'Naff off, I'm trying to watch my show,' when I barged into his room.
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It's like a friendly slap in the face. You use it when someone says something rude but funny about you. It's like saying, 'You're not that great, so just shut up.'
'Naff off, I'm still better than you,' my brother said after I beat him at video games.
'Naff off, I'm not that bad,' my teacher said when I called her out for being late.
My friend said, 'Naff off, I’m still cool,' when I told her she had bad hair.
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A nicer way to say ‘fuck off’ that lets you be rude without actually being rude. It’s like the cool kid version of telling someone to leave you alone.
'Naff off, I’m not listening to your dumb story,' said my friend during math class.
'Naff off, I have better things to do,' my neighbor said when I came over for the third time that day.
My dad said, 'Naff off, I’m watching my show,' when I tried to barge into his room again.
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