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A kid whose mom is a total slag and gives you the worst childhood ever.

My mom was a prostitute and she made me eat dog food for breakfast.

I had to wear my dad's old pants to school because my mom was too busy snorting ludes.

My mom was a slag and my life was a living hell.

A person whose mom is a total prostitute and treated them like a piece of garbage.

My mom was a hooker and she threw me out of the house when I turned 12.

I had to hide under the bed every time my mom came home from a night shift.

My mom was a slag and I had to live with her and her 20 boyfriends.

A kid with a whore for a mom and a life that's basically a nightmare.

My mom was a prostitute and I had to live in a hotel with her and her boyfriend.

I had to watch my mom argue with her boyfriend while I was eating my dinner.

My mom was a total slag and I had to live with her and her 12 boyfriends.

A person who's mom is a total slag and made them the saddest kid in school.

My mom was a prostitute and I was the laughing stock of the school.

I had to wear my mom's old dress to school because I had no clothes.

My mom was a slag and I was called a f***ing muppet by the whole school.

A kid whose mom is a total prostitute and made them the saddest human being on earth.

My mom was a slag and I had to eat my dad's old lunch for breakfast.

I had to hide in a closet because my mom was screaming at her boyfriend.

My mom was a total prostitute and I had to live with her and her 30 boyfriends.

A person whose mom is a total whore and made them the most f***ed up kid ever.

My mom was a prostitute and I had to go to school in her old pajamas.

I had to watch my mom kiss her boyfriend while I was eating my dinner.

My mom was a total slag and I had to live with her and her 10 boyfriends.