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#know-it-all#pretty mouth#confused genius

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A know-it-all who thinks they're smart but is just confused inside. They have pretty eyes and a mouth that can bite your head off, but they'll stick by you like glue.
'I know everything about space,' she said. Then she asked, 'Wait, what's the moon made of?'
'You think I'm dumb? I'm just waiting for you to say something stupid.'
She cried when no one showed up to her party, but she still called everyone ugly.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A person who thinks they're the smartest but can't even answer their own questions. They're nice but will roast you with a smile.
'I know all the answers,' she said. Then she asked, 'Wait, what's a triangle? A square? A circle?'
She gave you a compliment and then called you a potato.
She cried because no one liked her, but she still called you a meatball.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A fake genius who can't even get their own facts straight. They have nice eyes and a tongue that can punch you in the gut.
'I know everything about history,' she said. Then she asked, 'Was the first president George Washington or Steve Jobs?'
She told you you were beautiful, then called you a donkey.
She cried in public, but she still called you a piece of trash.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A person who acts like they're smart but is just lost inside. They're kind, but their insults can cut you like a knife.
'I know all about science,' she said. Then she asked, 'What's gravity? Is it like a snack?'
She told you you were cool, then called you a piece of meat.
She cried because no one liked her, but she still called you a dumbass.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A person who thinks they're smart but is just confused. They have pretty eyes and a mouth that can talk you into a hole.
'I know everything about math,' she said. Then she asked, 'What's 2+2? Is it like a pizza?'
She told you you were smart, then called you a donkey.
She cried because no one liked her, but she still called you a piece of cake.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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