nafarias

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A human being so dumb they can't even string two words together without tripping over their own brain.

"I like pizza and also I hate pizza, so I'm confused."

"I think I'm gonna die, but I'm also gonna live, so I'm fine."

"I'm not a robot, I'm just very tired."

A hot girl who's got a backbone and a heart, but if you mess with her, she'll slap you and go cheat on you with a guy who's got a bigger cock and a better smile.

"You said you loved me, but I saw you with that guy at the mall."

"I didn't cheat, he just gave me a free taco."

"He had a bigger cock and a better smile. I'm not a fool."

by Slangipedia 5h ago