nafaniel (nathaniel)

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#stubborn#funny friend#height drama

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a friend who laughs at your height like it's the worst joke ever, but will save your life if you're stuck in a ditch. He won't listen to you when you try to cheer him up. The most stubborn person on Earth, and he's not even a donkey.
He laughed at me for being 4'11" but pulled me out of a ditch when my bike broke.
I tried to make him feel better after his mom yelled at him, but he just crossed his arms and said, 'I'm not listening.'
He called me a 'dwarf' but cried when I got stuck in the mud.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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the guy who teases you about how short you are, but will fight your battles if you're in trouble. He won't stop being sad even when you throw him a sandwich. The worst kind of stubbornness, and it's contagious.
He made fun of my height but stood up for me when the bullies picked on me.
I brought him a sandwich to cheer him up, but he just said, 'I don't need food, I need peace.'
He laughed at me for being short, but cried when I got stuck in the closet.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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the friend who mocks you for being short, but will save your life if you're in a crisis. He won't stop being sad even when you try to make him laugh. The most stubborn person in the whole world, and he won't even take a hint.
He called me a 'dwarf' but helped me escape from the principal's office.
I tried to make him laugh with a joke, but he just said, 'I'm not done being sad.'
He laughed at my height but cried when I got locked in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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