Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless, idiotic, waste of oxygen who thinks they're the main character in their own dumb story.

My cousin is a Naf Narna. He tried to fix the toilet with a spoon.

She said she'd be rich by next week. Now she's broke and crying in a vending machine.

He thinks he's a rapper. He raps about his mom's hair.

2

A person who's so clueless, they probably think traffic jams are just a group of friends hanging out.

My neighbor thinks the sun comes out every time he blinks.

He tried to cook a steak and set the house on fire.

She thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel.

3

A human who's so dumb, they think a ‘bathroom break’ means going to the mall.

He tried to build a treehouse with a glue gun and a banana.

She asked for a ‘giant ice cream’ and got a truckload of vanilla.

He said he’d beat up the internet. Now he’s crying in a video game.

4

A person so foolish, they believe the world is flat and that pizza is a religion.

He tried to talk to a dog like it was his boss.

She thinks she's a superhero because she can open a can of beans.

He said he’d beat the president in a dance-off. He got disqualified by a toddler.

5

A human who has no idea what's going on and still thinks they're cool.

He walked into a wall and said it was a fashion statement.

She thinks her cat is a philosopher.

He asked for a ‘cheese burger’ and got a plate of mold.

6

A person so brainless, they believe a donut is a type of sandwich.

He tried to ride a bicycle with a banana on his head.

She thinks the sky is a giant cupcake.

He said he’d conquer the world by whispering to a plant.