Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A person who is so useless they might as well be dead. They’re not a friend, they’re a curse in disguise.

You: I can’t believe you failed math again. NAF.

Friend: I don’t even know who you are anymore. NAF.

Teacher: You’re not a friend. You’re a disgrace. NAF.

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A person who’s so bad at a subject it’s like they were born to fail. They’re the reason your brain hurts.

Math class: I’m never going to be good at this. NAF.

Science test: I think I just saw a pig do better than me. NAF.

History exam: I think I forgot who I am. NAF.

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No and fk. It’s like saying you’re so mad you don’t even have words left. It’s the ultimate insult.

You: I can’t believe you ate my lunch. NAF.

Friend: Why would you do that? NAF.

Mom: You’re so annoying. NAF.

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A new type of metro who looks like they just walked out of a neon light show. They wear tight clothes and dance like they’re trying to get into a club.

You see a guy in a neon shirt at the club. NAF.

Your cousin is wearing spray-on jeans. NAF.

You see a guy with side fringes. NAF.

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A pig who oinks so loud it makes you want to throw up. They’re the worst kind of animal.

You see a pig at the park. NAF.

Your uncle eats like a pig. NAF.

Your brother oinks like a pig. NAF.

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When you hate something so much you give it a title. It’s like giving a dog a nickname, but for things you hate.

You: I hate this song. NAF OF THAT.

Your friend: I can’t stand this movie. NAF OF THAT.

Your mom: I’m not watching that show again. SUPER NAF.

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A person who is so normal they might as well be a robot. They don’t have any style or flair, just plain normal.

You: That guy is so normal. NAF.

Friend: He’s like a robot. NAF.

Mom: He’s the reason I’m going crazy. NAF.

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