naess

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Naess is a soft-hearted mess who keeps dropping the soap like it’s his full-time job. He’s also a giant pain in the butt who yells 'my precious' at everything.
Naess just dropped the soap again. I swear he does it on purpose.
Why does Naess always yell 'my precious' at the coffee machine?
Naess is the worst. He’s like Gollum but with worse hygiene.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Naess is a kind of weirdo who loves dropping the soap and thinks he’s the king of the base. He’s also a tiny human who yells 'my precious' at the wall.
Naess dropped the soap and thinks he’s a legend now.
Why does Naess yell 'my precious' at the wall like it’s his best friend?
Naess is the most annoying person on the base. He’s like Gollum but worse.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Naess is a gentle giant who can’t stop dropping the soap and has a weird obsession with 'my precious'. He’s like Gollum but with more soap and less sanity.
Naess dropped the soap again and now he’s yelling at it.
Why does Naess say 'my precious' to the soap like it’s his soulmate?
Naess is the worst. He’s like Gollum but with more mess.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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