naerday

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It’s like the opposite of aerday but worse, like when your mom forgets to make breakfast and you have to eat cereal for dinner and it’s Tuesday.
My mom said naerday is when she forgets to cook. I got cereal for dinner. It was Tuesday.
Naerday is when your teacher says no homework but then gives you a test on Friday.
I woke up late on naerday and missed my bus. My dog ate my homework.
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Naerday is when you think it’s aerday but it’s actually the day your pants smell like old socks and your math test is tomorrow.
I thought it was aerday. Turns out it was naerday. My math test is tomorrow. My pants stink like my brother’s sock collection.
Naerday is when you sit down and your chair is broken and your teacher says no homework but then gives you extra credit.
I had naerday because my dog ate my math test and my pants were on fire.
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Naerday is when you’re tired and your brain is broken and your dog is barking at the mailman like he owes you money.
I woke up on naerday and my brain was broken. My dog barked at the mailman like he stole his lunch.
Naerday is when your brain is like a broken toaster and your dog is trying to eat your homework.
My dog ate my homework on naerday and my brain was like a broken toaster. It was the worst day ever.
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Naerday is like when you’re stuck in traffic and your teacher gives you a pop quiz and your dog eats your math test and your pants are on fire.
I had naerday because I was stuck in traffic and got a pop quiz and my dog ate my math test.
Naerday is when your teacher gives you a pop quiz and your dog eats your math test and your pants are on fire.
I had naerday and got stuck in traffic, got a pop quiz, and my dog ate my math test. My pants were on fire.
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Naerday is when your brain is broken, your dog is barking at the mailman, and your teacher says no homework but then gives you a test.
My brain was broken on naerday and my dog barked at the mailman. My teacher said no homework but gave me a test.
Naerday is when your brain is broken, your dog is barking at the mailman, and your teacher gives you a test.
I had naerday because my brain was broken and my dog barked at the mailman. My teacher gave me a test. It was the worst.
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