Naen

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Naen is a total legend who hangs out with her squad. She’s got the beat on lock, plays an instrument like it’s her job, and can fake being a horror movie villain so well, you’d think she was paid by Universal. She’s sweet, but she’s also a total slacker who lies to her friends about why she can’t go outside, like she’s stuck in a never-ending argument with her sister.
Naen: I can’t go to the park today, I’m arguing with my sister like she’s the devil.
Naen: I’m going to the city every weekend, not because I want to, but because I have to.
Naen: I play the guitar so good, I should be in a band, but I’d rather just lie about why I can’t go out.
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Naen is the kind of girl who can make a crackhead on the 7 train from Queens sound like a rockstar. When someone says, 'What’s up, man?' it’s not just a greeting, it’s a full-blown flex. Other versions of the phrase are even worse, like 'sang nang' or 'sam nang', basically just bad English with extra drama.
Crackhead: 'What's up, man?' I'm like, 'You're talking like you're in a movie, bro.'
Crackhead: 'Sang nang!' I’m like, 'What does that even mean?'
Crackhead: 'Sam nang!' I’m like, 'You’re making this up, aren’t you?'
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