naeman

Fresh
#nerd#sarcastic#library

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A brown nerd who’s so cool he makes your brain hurt. He’s got a sarcastic mouth and a library habit so bad he probably smells like old books and regret. He wears glasses like they’re a fashion statement and thinks he’s the king of debates, even though he’s just trying to impress his crush.
Naeman just called my debate skills 'middle school level' in front of the whole class. I’ve never been more embarrassed.
He texted me, 'You’re not even close to my level. I could debate a goat and win.'
He’s been studying in the library for three hours straight. He’s probably gonna turn into a book.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A hot, confident, walking legend who thinks he’s the main character of everyone’s story. He’s got a sexy ass, a talent for everything, and a life so perfect it’s like he’s been given a cheat code.
Naeman just walked into the room and I lost my train of thought. What even is life?
He said, 'I don’t just reach for things, I grab them by the neck and shake them.'
He sent me a DM: 'You’re cute, but I’m the main character. You’re just the sidekick.'
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A brown guy who thinks he’s the king of the school, but really he’s just a desperate nerd chasing white girls. He drives a tiny car and acts cool, but he’s just a freshie who’s still figuring out life.
Naeman just asked me out because he thought I was a white girl. I told him I was brown and he got confused.
He drove his tiny car into the parking lot like it was a superhero entrance.
He told me, 'I’m not a freshie. I’m just... not a senior yet.'
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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