Naelc

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The kind of mess you make when you forget to shower and also eat a whole pizza for breakfast

My roommate’s room looks like a warzone after he ate a pizza and forgot to shower.

I woke up to a smell so bad I thought my dog had died in my bed.

She came in with hair like a raccoon and a mouth that could scare a ghost.

The state of your life when you eat cereal for dinner and it’s still not clean

I ate cereal for dinner and still had a mess on my floor. That’s not clean, that’s Naelc.

My room looked like a tornado hit it and then my dog threw up on it.

He walked in and said, 'Is this your floor or your ex’s floor?'

When you’re so dirty you could be mistaken for a garbage can that got hit by a raccoon

He came in looking like a raccoon had thrown up in his clothes and then stepped in a puddle.

She smelled like old socks and regret.

My brother looks like he rolled in a trash can and then fought a raccoon.

The kind of mess you make when you eat a whole pizza, forget to shower, and then your dog eats your homework

I ate a whole pizza, forgot to shower, and my dog ate my math test. That’s Naelc.

She looked like she had been hit by a pizza truck and then left outside in the rain.

He came in with hair like a raccoon, smelled like old pizza, and had a dog on his shoulder.

When you’re so dirty you could be mistaken for a raccoon that got hit by a pizza truck

He looked like a raccoon that had been hit by a pizza truck and then stepped in a puddle.

She smelled like old pizza and regret.

My brother came in like he had been hit by a raccoon and then stepped in a mess.

The state of being so messy you think your dog is the only one who knows where you live

My dog knows where I live, but I don’t. That’s Naelc.

He looked like he had been hit by a raccoon, a pizza truck, and a puddle.

She smelled like regret and old pizza. Her dog knew where she lived.